February 2012
62 posts
Watchhipst3r:
Taylor Swift and Zac Efron sing their own version of Pumped Up Kicks
I know who hit Quinn.
thefoxxybenedict:
toogeekyforwords:
Tanya Freemont. She’s going to start a “Save Queen” foundation only to admit that she committed a hit and run.
And Duder will know because he’s a spy.
I giggled. I shouldn’t have, but I did
My summary of The King's Speech
ifinallyfoundit:
ipouredmyheartout:
Albus Dumbledore’s son Mr. Darcy marries Bellatrix Lestrange, gets speech therapy from Captain Hector Barbossa (who is married to Elizabeth Bennet), and is friends with the Prime Minister Wormtail.
#there are only 20 british actors
“Grammar is the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you’re shit.”
– My flammable roommate’s fabulous writing professor (via eternallyinthetardis)
Junie B. Jones on Valentine's Day
Mrs.: Junie B., I have some good news for you. Guess what I just found in the bottom of the Valentine’s Box?
Junie B.: A meatball?
Mrs.: No, Junie B. Why would there be a meatball in the Valentine’s box? Think about it. What have people been putting in the Valentine’s Box all week?
Junie B.: Valentine’s cards
Mrs.: Right. And how many Valentines did you get today?
Junie B.: 16.
Mrs.: Yes. You were missing one, weren’t you? And so what do you think I found in the bottom of the box just now?
Junie B.: *this time, she thinks her hardest* A meatball?
“Harry Potter isn’t real? Oh no! Wait, wait, what do you mean by real? Is this...”
– John Green (via 500daysofkissingmypillow)
Person: Can you please stop referencing Starkid in all of our conversations please.
Me: Well, the medallion says that's dumb, so we're not gonna do that.
That awkward moment...
when you and your roommate are making Valentines and you realize that your only friends are on the Quidditch team.
“They’re a rotten crowd,’ I shouted across the lawn. ‘You’re worth the whole damn...”
– F. Scott Fitzgerald, The Great Gatsby (via painauchocolat-)
“The test will measure whether you are an informed, engaged, and productive...”
– John Green (Crash Course World History: The Agricultural Revolution
)
This is how pencils are sharpened in factories.
did-you-kno:
1612th:
ways to improve the superbowl
replace football players with very obese cats
replace turf with some kind of giant trampoline material
replace football with the light of a laser pointer
