October192014
unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

unamusedsloth:

"We should eat whatever those things are." [via]

(via bitchwiththeblog)

1PM

batmanisagatewaydrug:

givemeunicorns:

never going to be over the fact that Arthur and Molly Weasley had seven children of their own, and hardly enough money or space to make due, yet they never thought twice about having an extra space at the table or making one more sweater at Christmas for the people who came into their family by circumstance.

#people Harry should have seriously fucking considered naming his kids after

(via hopeyou-findthatswimmingpool)

1PM
mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

mihlayn:

new zealand’s finest

(via moaningmorethanmyrtle)

1PM

tampondiscomfort:

is no one going to talk about how bo burnham guest starred on parks and rec as a 17 year old country singer 

image

(via zonzonn)

1PM

gaymergirls:

you know, i was mercutio in my middle school’s romeo and juliet, so some of you can go to bed with a smile tonight because at least one production existed where mercutio was a pakistani lesbian

(via moaningmorethanmyrtle)

1PM

'Which person,' she said, her voice shaking, 'which abysmally foolish person wrote down this week's passwords and left them lying around?'

There was utter silence, broken by the smallest of terrified squeaks. Neville Longbottom, trembling from head to fluffy-slippered toes, raised his hand slowly into the air.

Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban

The book frames this as a moment of disgrace for Neville, but I think it’s one of his most shining moments. 

Owning up to such a catastrophic mistake in front of his entire House while Professor McGonagall stood there quivering with rage and practically breathing fire at him, when he could have just as easily remained silent without anyone ever being the wiser?

That took courage. And integrity.

(via themiddleliddle)

(via fenchurch-dent)

1PM

j1mble:

moniker-padacklyte:

rememberthetimewefellinlove:

"Fearless snake killing motherfucker"

"Personally victimised by shampoo"

IS NO ONE TALKING ABOUT FRED? LIKE SERIOUS??? dead dead dead?

(via fenchurch-dent)

1PM
zonzonn:

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.


What is this magic?

zonzonn:

frrostbytte:

This is literally one of the best pieces of writing I’ve ever come across in my life.

What is this magic?

October182014
October162014

dinoduckqueen:

werewolfzero:

How many Hogwarts boys do you think Madam Pomfrey has to fix every year because they messed up trying to cast an Engorgio on their dicks

asking the real questions

(via alwayspapadouche)

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