shrimp are referred to as an abomination four times more than homosexuality is in the bible
You’ve been buttering your cats wrong this whole time.
I’ve developed this headcanon where Phineas and Ferb go back to school and the teacher asks who would like to share what they did over the summer. Phineas is almost falling out of his seat, holding his arm up so high, and finally the teacher says, “Phineas, the entire Tri-State area knows what you’ve been up to this summer.”
Want to play a game that’s impossible to win? It’s called “Try and guess what month it is based on what the weather is like in Maryland”.
I WILL NEVER NOT REBLOG THIS.
HOW DOES POPCORN EVEN DO THAT THING
HERE I SHOW YOU THE THING
this is the most majestic thing i have ever seen in my entire life
it’s like a ballet
Also the same person:
[sings all three parts to a heart full of love]
#A HEART FULL OF LOVE HE WAS NEVER MINE TO HEART FULL OF YOU WHY REGRET AND THEN I KNEW I KNEEEEW IT TOO THESE ARE WORDS HELL NEVER SAY#NOT TO ME FROM TODAY NOT TO ME NO EVERYDAY#FOR IT WASNT A DREAM NOT A DREAM AFTER AAAAA- HE’LL NEVER FEEL THIS WAAAAAAAAA -AAAAAALL